Cryin cuz there’s no lana, jessica, Julia or sb to do my eyebrows out here #cries #crybrows๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›

Cryin cuz there’s no lana, jessica, Julia or sb to do my eyebrows out here #cries #crybrows๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›

The Signs thoughts


Aries: Iโ€™m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: Iโ€™m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch Iโ€™m fabulous, bow down to me.

Virgo: Youโ€™re all uncultered swines.

I keep thinking it’s Friday

I keep thinking it’s Friday


Are you ever just overwhelmed by the horrifying thought that maybe, nobody ACTUALLY wants you around? And itโ€™s not that you think everyone hates you, but itโ€™s just that youโ€™re not special to anyone? And that its really kind of sucky that youโ€™re about 98% sure that nobody thinks โ€œWow, I just really like talking to her.โ€ and that you could probably just disappear without anyone caring that much?




Easter Islandโ€™s Statues Reveal Bodies Covered With Unknown Ancient Petroglyphs

21 January, 2014 - Standing some 2,000 miles west of Chile, on the Easter Island, 887 mysterious giant statues have intrigued scientists and the public for years.

For a long time it was believed that the massive statutes consisted of just the heads.

However, in October 2011, when the Easter Island Statue Project began its Season V expedition, scientists could reveal remarkable photos showing that the bodies of the statues go far deeper underground than just about anyone had imagined.

Project director Jo Anne Van Tilburg said: โ€œOur EISP excavations recently exposed the torsos of two 7m tall statues.

The statutes on Easter Island have bodies covered with ancient undeciphered petroglyphs.

"We found a round, deep post hole into which the Rapa Nui had inserted a tree trunk," she said. Van Tilburg said ropes were attached to the tree trunk and to the partially carved statue. "We found a rope guide that was actually carved into the bedrock near the statue." The Rapa Nui then used the tree trunk to raise the statue upright. Before the statue was upright, they carved its front. Once it stood erect, they finished the back, Van Tilburg explained.

The excavation team also found about 800 grams of natural red pigment โ€”nearly two pounds โ€”in the burial hole, along with a human burial. Van Tilburg believes the pigment was used to paint the statues, just as the Rapa Nui used pigment to paint their bodies for certain ceremonies.

The unusually large amount of pigment found indicates that it might have been used by a priest or chief, perhaps as part of mortuary practice, she said. Human bones were found throughout the dig, indicating that people buried their dead around the statues.

Hundreds, perhaps thousands, of visitors to the island have been astonished to see that, indeed, Easter Island statues have bodies!

More important, however, we discovered a great deal about the Rapa Nui techniques of ancient engineering.โ€

Among their discoveries, the team discovered:

ยท The dirt and detritus partially burying the statues was washed down from above and not deliberatelyplaced there to bury, protect, or support the statues

ยท The statues were erected in place and stand on stone pavements

ยท Post holes were cut into bedrock to support upright tree trunks

ยท Rope guides were cut into bedrock around the post holes

ยท Posts, ropes, stones, and different types of stone tools were all used to carve and raise the statues upright

The two โ€œheadsโ€ in the quarry where Van Tilburgโ€™s team dug are standing figures with torsos, truncated at the waist, that have become partially buried by eroded dirt and detritus over centuries.

The team also discovered that ceremonies were certainly associated with the statues.

On the project website, Van Tilburg said: โ€œWe found large quantities of red, some of which may have been used to paint the statues.

Finally, and perhaps most poignantly, we found in the pavement under one statue a single stone carved with a crescent symbol said to represent a canoe, or vaka.

The backs of both statues are covered with petroglyphs, many of which are also vaka.

A direct connection between the vaka symbol and the identity of the artist or group owning the statue is strongly suggested.โ€

Still, many of these ancient petroglyphs remain undeciphered and the history of one of the most remote islands in the world is now even more mysterious than ever.
Image credit: EISP.ORG

This is fuckinโ€™ boss!

But seriously, I love how for the longest time everyone was just like โ€˜yep. Giant heads. just giant heads.โ€™ and no one even ever bothered to check.
You know what happens when you make an assumption, guys.


A second Guardians of the Galaxy/Bob’s Burgers mash-up by storyboard artist Mario D’Anna! (via bentoboxent)

I had so much fun doing that ‘Belchers of the Galaxy’ pic I just had to do another one. This one took some time, after work and weekend, but now………all finished!


A second Guardians of the Galaxy/Bobโ€™s Burgers mash-up by storyboard artist Mario Dโ€™Anna! (viaย bentoboxent)


I had so much fun doing that โ€˜Belchers of the Galaxyโ€™ pic I just had to do another one. This one took some time, after work and weekend, but nowโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆall finished!